dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

unclefather:

he is worth more

powafull:

here-queer-instilling-fear:

Some memes transcend sexuality

unclefather:

*gun cocking*

sephirona:

Happy belated Nami Day (7/3)!

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nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met